dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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