I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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