problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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