just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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