I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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