I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I intend to get homeless drunk
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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