Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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