Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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