stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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