i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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