I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
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