porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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