Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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