But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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