Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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