So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Randomize
