shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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