Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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