I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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