You work out of a Hotel?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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