I CAN MOONWALK!
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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