She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize