We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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