spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
