How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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