I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
