I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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