well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
We named our party play list daddy issues
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
