She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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