it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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