And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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