yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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