Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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