I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Randomize
