You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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