do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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