So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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