C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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