You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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