It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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