Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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