try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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