is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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