Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Randomize
