Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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