And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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