And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
