we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
