What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
as a side note pls kill me
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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