Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I have surprise drugs for everyone
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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