do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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