Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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