I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
We had sex on a dog bed..
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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