So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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