Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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