You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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