But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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