just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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