I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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