question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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